Brad Pitt and Saint Morticia Jolie cuddled yesterday while visiting the 9th Ward Housing project. Notice how both of their bare hands are on her stomach. They aren’t wearing rubber gloves which means they just made a new chosen one. No, two chosen ones. No, four chosen ones! That’s all it takes. They don’t even have to get naked anymore. They can do it in front of everyone.
Here’s a few more of the holy family out yesterday. Why aren’t they ever all together? There’s not a bus big enough? They probably work in shifts. It’s Zahara and Shiloh’s day off. They ain’t got nothing on Suri! Homegirl works the 24/7 shift.
P.S. – That doggy in the window sees all. I don’t know what means exactly, but just pretend you know what I’m talking about.