It looks like Peter Andre isn’t the only one in the family who knows how to ride a big, strong horse. In Peter’s case, when I say “big, strong horse” I mean “big veiny dick.”
Katie Price has said in the past that her big dream is to compete in the 2010 Olympics. Hah. I think Harvey has a better chance of getting in than this bitch does.
Katie is seen here getting one step closer to her Olympic fantasy by rehearsing for the Horse of the Year Show. She’s going to have to remind the judges which one is the horse. But at least she didn’t pain the poor thing pink or bedazzle his hooves. She’s probably saving that shit for the Olympics.