Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
While making coffee this morning, I accidentally poured the coffee where the water goes and vice versa. I even turned it fucking on. I felt like Jessica Simpson’s brain twin. That’s until I read this story. Thank you, Charlotte Feeney for being the dumbest bitch of the day!
Charlotte of Connecticut filed a lawsuit against L’Oreal claiming that her life was ruined when she accidentally dyed her blonde hair brunette with one of their products.
Dumb dumb Char accused the company of putting the brunette hair dye in a blonde box. She said that she can never get back to her natural blonde hair color and she’s depressed in a major way because of that. She’s on anti-depressants, hardly goes out, always wears hats and suffers from anxiety.
Guess what the judge did? He laughed so hard he passed a kidney stone through his ass. And then he threw out the lawsuit.
This is probably the longest blonde joke I ever read. And nobody tell her she can actually dye her hair back! It’s best for all of us that she stays inside. I also can’t wait until the judge reads her lawsuit against Burger King for putting cheese on her cheeseburger. Sorry. That was dumber than Charlotte. I’ll be here all week!
Thanks George