Dildo For Ransom
Couples get into fights for all sorts of stupid reasons. I once got into a major slap fight with an ex-boyfriend because during sexy times the peen accidentally poked the outer no-no hole area. It felt like I got knuckle punched in the starfish and I’m not into that violent shit! I’m sure Michelle Rodriguez and her “roommate” got into a fight for very similar reasons.
Rush & Molloy reports that at the Mayfair Hotel in Coconut Grove, FL on Sunday morning, MRod woke up guests by banging on her hotel door and screaming at her lady friend.
One guest said, “I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly. I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She’s screaming, ‘Open up, let me in, bitch!’ If you don’t open up, you’re not getting your [pleasure toy] back.”
And with that, the door opened. Lezzies love their [pleasure toys]!
I’m going to assume that the [pleasure toy] they’re talking about is a dildo. But it could be a vibrator, strap-on, chainsaw or whatever the hell lezzies use to do each other with. If MRod was outside of the room, where was the [pleasure toy]? It was up her chocha, right?
MRod is my kind of angry lezzie. I can’t even call her a gayelle, because she isn’t. Bitch is a straight-up Lezzzie. I threw in an extra “z,” because that’s how hardcore she is. I bet you that when her partner in pussy finally let her inside the room, MRod really gave it to the bitch with the help of her [pleasure toy].