Aubrey Has Better Things To Do

October 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Last night on “Making the Band,Diddy sort of, kind of kicked my favorite tramp Aubrey O’Day back to the gutter and out of Danity Kane. Basically, everyone in the group hates Aubrey and there can only be one mega bitch and that’s Diddy! So… Aubrey might be out.

Fuck DK! They are NOTHING without Aubrey. Yes, those mysterious skin fleas that have been living on their bodies might go away without Aubrey around, but she’s the star! They will sink without her! Mark my fucking words with a juicy cum shot.

Aubrey doesn’t need those whiny bitches anyway! She’ll become a bigger star without them holding her back. She has talents they can’t even pronounce. Aubrey will go to Thailand and become world famous for shooting bowling balls out of her cooze. I bet you those jealous skeezers in DK didn’t know she could do that! Aubrey will also break the world’s biggest gang bang record. Take that, DK! And she won’t stop there. She’ll also enter the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most different kinds of STDs at one time. Aubrey is better off without them. She’s going to do big dicks things!

Here’s Aubrey wearing a homemade shirt at a Bowlmor Lane event in NYC last night. Does she realize that by wearing that shirt she’s inadvertently telling people to vote for McCain?

P.S. – I think Ginger is so hopped up on Vicodin and NyQuil that she doesn’t even know what’s going on anymore. It’s for the best.

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