Try, Try, Try Again

At last night’s Elle Magazine party, Halle Berry looked a little pregnanty (yes, I made that up) in the belly area. She didn’t if she was knocked up, but she did tell UsWeekly that her and Hot Sperm Donor are trying to give Baby Nahla a sibling. She said, “Yeah, we are working on that!”

When asked if they were getting married anytime soon, Hot Sperm Donor said, “We have no plans for marriage. We are more married than ever, really.” More married than ever? What does that mean exactly? I thought they were trying to have a baby. Married bitches don’t do sexy times!

You know, if I looked like Halle Berry and my dude looked like Hot Sperm Donor, I would spend my days and nights trying to have a baby. I wouldn’t be at that event, because I’d be too busy “trying” to make a baby. I would only set aside 20-minutes of free time a day to play with my own chichis.

Seriously. How can you chicks with big tittays not play with them all the time? I know. Chicks say the same thing about peens, but it’s totally different. Playing with your own peen usually leads to it getting excited and then…well…you know. It’s a whole fucking production! But playing with your own chichis is good, clean fun!