The Toilet Lady’s Boyfriend Won The Lottery!

October 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Kory McFarren, the dude who left his girlfriend stuck on the toilet seat for a long ass time, has won the Kansas State Lottery! If you’ve been stuck a toilet seat yourself for the past few months and have no idea what I’m talking about, then click here, here and here to get updated. It’s a sordid tale.

So… Kory cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket for $20,000 yesterday. Get this shit. This is the second time he’s won the lottery in the past year. Kory’s got lady luck stuck to his ass cheeks.

Who knows if Kory and Toilet Lady are still together. She was released from the hospital a few months ago after being stuck to a toilet seat for at least a month. Last I heard, Toilet Lady is living with some guardian and legally is only allowed to pee while squatting over the toilet. I’m joking about that last part.

In July, Kory was sentenced to six months probation after he pleaded no contest to being a dumb fuck for allowing his girlfriend to live in the bathroom for 2 years.

Kory should take that $20,000 and buy Toilet Lady a pair of shiny new ass cheeks. Then he should use the rest to buy a fucking clue.

Thanks Susan

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day, I Don't Like Jokes, Real People

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