The Klu Klux Saran – emilyfate
We learned that abstinence can still get you pregnant in Alaska so the only way now is to wrap yourself in a ziploc bag and sit far away from others – jussaying
Doris found a way to combine her fondness for Christmas sweaters, autoerotic asphyxiation, and public transport. – SarahR.
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