Monkey Business

October 7, 2008 / Posted by:

This is a monkey that works hard for the bananas. Or in this case, for the soy beans. The Kayabukiya Tavern in Japan has hired a pair of monkeys, real monkeys, as helpers.

The Kayabukiya Tavern please meet Peta.

Customers come from all around to be served by the two monkeys, Yat-chan and Fuku-chan. The monkeys are certified to work in Japan. Yat-chan is trained to take drink orders while Fuku-chan is on towel duty. Due to animal regulation laws, they can only work two hours a day each. Customers tip with them soy beans. Hey, it’s better than peanuts.

The owner of the restaurant said the two monkeys were his pets at first, but one of them started mimicking his actions in the restaurant and that’s when he realized he could dress them up and put them to work!

One customer said, “The monkeys are actually better waiters than some really bad human ones.

Well, if you complain, at least they won’t curse you out. They might shit in their hands and throw it at your face, but they won’t yell at you! On the other hand, they’re fucking monkeys! They should be sitting in the trees, scratching their asses and playing with their wangs. Not serving me a fucking cold beer! Hmm…cold beer….

That being said, do you think they do windows? I’m joking! That’s what kids are for.

Source: Daily Mail

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