Wino’s Nose Has Had It

October 6, 2008 / Posted by:

If you ever think you have it really fucking bad, just think of the Crackie of Camden’s nose. That nose has been through some tough shit and it’s about to call it a day! Fox News reports that Amy Wino’s nose is thisclose to standing up and screaming, “I quit this bitch!” A friend of Wino’s says that she’s worried about her nose.

The friend said, “Amy knows that her nose is next to fall apart — she admitted to me that it feels weak at the bone.” When Wino was told her nose is looking wrecked, she said, “Yeah, it’s a problem, but it’s my problem so leave it. With that she fell against the DJ stand and seemed to fall asleep.”

I don’t blame her nose. It’s probably sick of being used like a damn Dirt Devil. Wino’s nose has more residual white shit dripping out of it than Gay Al Reynold’s ass at a gay pride orgy. The inside of her nose probably looks like a bomb site. But honestly, Wino has bigger shit to worry about than her nose busting out of there. She needs to worry about her fucking organs calling in sick one day.

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