Saint Tommy Girl

October 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Tommy Girl took his raggedy beard out for dinner last night in NYC when he came to the rescue of some fallen pap. You thought Angie Jo was the only saint currently in Manhattan? Wrong! Tommy cares about the little people. I mean that literally. That pap is just a tiny thing. That must have made Tommy feel like a real top for once.

Please. You know that whole shit was staged. He’s probably going to save a pussy in a tree tomorrow. Scratch that. Tommy doesn’t get near real pussy if he can help it.

It doesn’t look like Tommy let Stepford Katie in on the plan, because she looks like her system is about to crash. She hasn’t been programmed to deal with situations like this.

Wait… I just realized. Where is Suri?! Did Tommy actually give her the night off?! Naw. She’s probably back at the alien headquarters washing Tommy’s girdles.

Tags: Girlfriend Please, Nicole Kidman, TomKat

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