Kim KardASSIAN Is All Natural

Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her 14-year-old self to respond to all the HATERS that say she’s had plastic surgery. Yes, she’s 14 in this picture. It makes me feel all sorts of uncomfortable. I feel like I should be pouring myself a cup of iced tea and taking a seat. And if those bikini briefs were any higher she could wrap them over her shoulders.

Anypedo, Kim wrote this shit on her blog:

I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.

I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose… People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

I was wondering what Kim was going to do to stay relevant now that she’s been kicked off of “Dancing with the Has-Beens,” and we have our answer! Pedo Bear is waiting in the woods for her to post pictures of her 11-year-old C cups.