It’s Never Too Early To Motorboat!

October 6, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s a dreary fucking day and about to rain, but I still have the sudden urge to brave the nasty weather and go motorboating! It has everything to do with Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis! Damn. I didn’t expect to see those things this morning. I usually take my coffee with just sugar, but I’ll have a little leche today.

It’s like seeing the Grand Canyon. I know it’s real, but it’s a little too spectacular to believe. These are chichis that can save the world!

I know I’m gayer than two pink unicorns doing the Macarena at the Rainbow Disco, but I just want to curl up in those things. It’s warm and safe in there. The world is falling apart, but everything is alright in between Salma’s wondrous titties.

Here’s more of Salma on the German show “Wetten Dass” giving Swiss Miss a run for her money. Seriously, Salma’s chichis should replace that bitch as the new “face” of Swiss Miss. Even Karl Lagerfeld is having trouble resisting the urge to take the old motor boat out.

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