Brad On A Bike

October 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt was back in New Orleans today bike riding to a meeting or some shit. I bet some of you crazy whores would sell one of your loved ones to be Brad’s bike for one day. Brad usually doesn’t make my pubes sweat, but he’s looking kind of sexy in that Mormon outfit. I’ve always had a fucked up thing for Mormons. It must be the underwear.

Brother Brad also had a drawn picture of Obama on his notebook. I bet you one of the twin messiahs drew that with their eyes closed while on a bumpy plane ride. The twin messiahs also put that bike together in 30-seconds flat.

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