Admit It. Who Went To See This Masterpiece?

October 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

My chihuahua is giving me the silent treatment this morning because I dissed his bitches by not going to see “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” this weekend. Actually, he would have given me the silent treatment anyway because he’s too busy being a lazy son of a bitch! Honestly, does he really need to sleep 23.5 hours a day?

Yeah, I was a bad chihuahua owner by not handing over $12 (seriously) to see this masterpiece. If there was a weed hookah and booze bar at the theater, I would’ve been the first ho in line. I didn’t brave the screaming brats and stoners, but a lot of whores did. BHC was the #1 movie of the weekend with $29 million! 29 fucking million! And those dogs probably got paid in stale cat cookies!

This definitely means that Disney is going to whore out these dogs even more by putting out several sequels. The pimps at Disney should greenlight The Soup’s idea for “South Central Chihuahua.” Throw in a couple of gorgeous cholita puppies and I smell another winner. Clip below:

Tags: African Orphans, Cinema

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