Suri Cruise is the hardest working celebrity trophy baby in the game. I realize that it’s in her contract to be Tommy Girl’s accessory and escort his midget ass wherever he goes, but damn. Homegirl looks spent. If she keeps it up, she’ll have to check into rehab for exhaustion. She needs a few Calgon moments.
Suri was dragged to dinner in NYC last night by Tommy Girl. His kids with Nicole Kidman, Connor and Isabella, were also forced to go. I’m sure it’s in there contracts too.
Have you noticed that anyone who spends too much time around Tommy Girl starts to look a lot older than they really are. He sucks the damn youth right out of you. Connor and Isabella look practically middle-aged. Suri’s going to be looking like a teenager next week.