Yeah, It’s Bullet Proof

October 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Now that MiserAlba is a mom, did you see what her 98 pound ass bought? A 4 ton battle tank to tote her miserable culo and Baby Honor around. Oh don’t you worry tree hugging hippies, it’s a hybrid! Instead of 23 miles to the gallon, it gets a whopping 25.2!

I don’t know why she didn’t buy a Smart Car to begin with. There’s plenty of room in that shoe box for her skinny ass and a jump seat for her spawn. Not like she needs the Griswold family truckster to be hauling her enormous family around in. I’ll bet she’ll put those stick figure stickers on the back. One stick figure of her, little one of Baby Honor and maybe on the other side of the window, one for “Just in it for theCash Warren.

Anymisery, here she is visiting her “acting” coach (haha, his ass would be so fired because obviously he’s not doing his job! I mean seriously, have you seen her movies?) in L.A. the other day.

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