The Photoshop Awards: Nicole Kidman In Elle Magazine
October 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
This award goes to the Photoshop artiste who worked on this cover and Nicole Kidman’s in-house team of Botox engineers who work night and day to keep her forehead looking like it’s made out of fucking polished marble. You could roll out a kick ass pie crust on her forehead.
Sunday Rose probably has more wrinkles on her face than Nicole does. Elle should have just shot a vial of Botox in a green dress. It would’ve looked like the same shit. I mean, I’ve seen mannequins who look more life-like.
Here’s more of the Botox queen and her frozen face in Elle. Nicole actually deserves a little credit for holding up her face on the cover. If she let go, her whole mug would just fall to the floor.
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