The New Mr. And Mrs. Howard Stern

October 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Howard Stern, 54, married Beth Ostrosky, 36, at Le Cirque in NYC last night. Seriously, they got married at Le Cirque! A fucking restaurant. That’s like me getting married at Red Lobster. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. A cheese biscuit wedding cake! Delicious.

A bunch of stupid ass celebrities showed up to the wedding for some free booze and cake. The guest list included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Robin Quivers, Kelly Ripa and Chevy Chase. Kelly Ripa’s husband Mark Consuelos officiated the ceremony. Billy Joel sang at the reception.

Do you think the guests took turns throwing lunch meat at Beth’s bare ass during the reception? You probably weren’t allowed to take the table centerpieces, but I’m sure Howard gave a free pair of fake titties to a lucky guest. Hopefully, it was Chevy Chase.

This is Beth’s first marriage and Howard’s second.

I don’t know what to think of Beth. Should I be celebrating another victory for The Gold Diggers’ Club? For some reason I get the feeling that Beth actually lo-lov-loves Howard. Gross, right? If that’s the case then she should really tell her therapist about this. That’s not natural. If that’s not the case then I wish her all the best in getting that CASH!

Here’s Beth, Howard and their grouchy dog leaving for their honeymoon this morning.

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