The World’s Fattest Man Is Getting Married!

October 3, 2008 / Posted by:

In case you haven’t heard the gigantic news, Manuel Uribe is getting married!!! There’s hope for us all!

Manuel, who was named the world’s fattest dude back in 2006, announced that he will tie the roll with his girlfriend of four years Claudia Solis on October 26th in Monterrey, Mexico.

They haven’t decided on a location, but Manuel will have to be towed through the streets on his bed, because he can’t walk. It will be like a wedding parade! Only not.

Back in 2006 when Guinness declared him the chunkiest chunk who ever chunked, he weighed 1,230. Thanks to love and support from Claudia, he has lost 550 pounds. She probably snuck Fen-Phen into his Gansitos.

Manuel said that he will take only one bite of the wedding cake for pictures, but will stop there because of his diet. I think one bite to Manuel means the whole cake.

Congrats to Manuel and Claudia! I say we all put our pesos together and get Claudia some sexy lingerie for her wedding night! Sexy lingerie made out of crush-proof steel with a door in the crotch.


Thanks Lisa

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