Morning Wood
October 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Robert Pattinson’s hair is mesmerizing – A Socialite’s Life
The hilarious script for the Sarah Palin porn movie “Nailin’ Paylin” – Radar
And here’s the slut who is “playing” the fake Sarah – TMZ
I guess Charlize Theron didn’t turn her Oscar into a bong – I’m Not Obsessed
Homers Simpson Vs. the voting machine of terror – Mollygood
Kanye West is too hardcore for TV – Holy Moly!
Expect Helio Castroneves’ DWTS trophy on eBay any day now – Celebitchy
Sean Penn and Robin Wright look so happy together (eye roll) – ICYDK
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