Jodie Marsh Shows Wonky How It’s Done

October 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The other day, Wonky McValtrex was out working the stroll looking like a grimey used condom left in the gutter for the water roaches to pick at. Last night in London, Jodie Marsh wore something similar except she looked like a stunning black pearl floating in the golden sea. Jodie has more elegance in one of her pussy pimples than Wonky has in her whole entire body.

It looks like Jodie might have gotten a few new tattoos? Oh wait. I shouldn’t call them tattoo when referring to Jodie. I should call them exquisite pieces of body art. I think one of them is a portrait of Buddy Holly. Buddy must be crying from heaven…because he’s so proud that such a fine creature has paid homage to him.

Here’s a few more of the always demure Jodie leaving a London club ~~after getting a train ran on her in the bathroom~~ last night. I could lay on her memory foam chichis for the rest of my days.

Tags: Jodie Marsh

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