Hasselbeck Is Here To Stay

October 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Just like this gigantic tranny pony will forever haunt my nightmares, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will continue to wreak havoc on “The View.” She denied the rumors that she’s taking her act to Fox News.

Her agent issued this statement to UsWeekly yesterday: “While Elisabeth Hasselbeck has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving The View. Elisabeth is passionate in her beliefs and enjoys being a part of this dynamic group of women and engaging in daily conversations.”

Since the devil isn’t available to be a panelist on “The View,” Elisabeth is a good second choice. The show will be all sorts of boring if Elisabeth wasn’t there to make Joy rip out her pubic hairs in frustration.

Speaking of….. I am so fucking mad at those lazy bitches for not taping a live show today. “The View” aired a pre-taped episode today, so they didn’t talk about last night’s debate at all! Today was going to be the day that Whoopi and Joy team up and finally tear Elisabeth to pieces. That’s if Elisabeth’s head didn’t pop off first.

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