Sad Or Drunk?
October 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The big-tittied frog left dinner last night looking like someone went caca in her ice cream, but she probably just had too many Chery Bombs. Or maybe earlier in the night someone asked her what the answer to 2+2 is and she’s still trying to figure it out.
Jessica Simpson may be more annoying than a horny chihuahua with an oversized lipstick, but Cacee Cobb is fucking worse. Look at her in the pictures below. She’s trying soooo hard to look exactly like Jessica, but doing it on a Rite Aid budget. I can hear her shrill wail in all these pictures.
I take it back. Cacee is not more annoying than Jess. I’d rather hear Cacee’s high-pitched whine all night than listen to Jessica’s ear-killing croak one more time.
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