This Thanksgiving, you’ll get two turkey dinners with all the fixings, because Rosie O’Donnell’s new variety show debuts that day. Rosie and NBC announced that her new variety show called “Rosie’s Pie-Eating Hour” will air live on November 26th. I was being dumb about the title. It’s called “Rosie’s Variety Hour.” If the Thanksgiving special does well, NBC could order a full season of the show.
The Ausiello Files reports that NBC ordered a “backdoor pilot” of the show. Backdoor pilot? Count Tommy Girl in! He’ll bring the lube and anal lip clamps.
“Rose’s Variety Hour” will feature a monologue, celebrity guests, musical acts, comedy skits and a giant giveaway. Basically it’s going to be a big glittery homo fiesta with a dash of dykeness. Rojo Caliente should be the in-house go go dancer!
Rosie said: “This is a dream come true for any performer. Old time variety, live from New York with a nod to Ed Sullivan, Carol Burnett and memories of Sonny and Cher.”
You better believe I’ll be watching this shit. It’s probably going to be even better because I’ll be stuffed and wasted. Nothing helps your food digest like a big heaping help of Rosie O! Elisabeth Hasselbeck should be her first guest. They need a re-match….in a cage….. while wearing bikini thongs ….and covered in hot oil. And I just made myself sick.