Hollywood is continuing its mass murdering of our classic favorites and this time their ax has gone into the back of Yogi Bear. The evil warlords at Warner Bros. have hired writer Ash Brannon (“Surf’s Up“) to develop the new feature shit show.
The studio plans to use both live-action and CGI like “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” Most of the movie will be live-action, but Yogi, Boo Boo and the other animals will be CGI.
Why make Yogi and Boo Boo CGI?! The only way this crap will work is if they cast John Travolta as Yogi and Tommy Girl as Boo Boo. DUH! Their hungry butts can’t wait to play those roles. I’m sure they role-play as Yogi and Boo Boo down in Tommy’s Scientology dungeon. They play “hide the baby carrot in the pic-a-nic basket.”
And you know “The Jetsons” is next! For real this time.