Banned By Daddy Spears

October 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Alli Sims, just one the Cheeto sucking leeches who used to be in Brit Brit’s life, has been banned from seeing her cousin by Daddy Spears. When Daddy Spears took over as Brit’s new brain, he kicked out everyone including Alli.

Alli tells Page Six, “I have no idea when I’ll see her again. I miss her every day. When Britney’s dad gained control, he put some rules down . . . it’s just best for her to not communicate with a lot of people. My main concern is her being OK.”

Let me go a little off-topic for a bit. Whenever I see the name “Alli Sims,” I immediately think of chunky skid marks and digested pizza grease. It’s funny, because I don’t think of this “shit” when I see the name Alli with a different last name. Coincidence? I think not.

Anyrunnyshit, I’m sure Alli misses the always available meds, knowing Brit’s ATM code and the never-ending supply of Frapps. I’m sure she thinks of this whenever she’s bussing tables at Waffle House. And speaking of characters from Brit Brit’s past….where in the mangy ass hell is London?!

Here’s Alli’s former cash cow in NYC last night at then at JFK this morning. ROOTS!!!

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