Together Forever

October 1, 2008 / Posted by:

There’s been a rumor going around that the two fag tarts known as Katie and Peter are on the verge of breaking up. So what do a couple of famewhores do when there’s break-up rumors? They slap on the bronzer, hike up their tits, awkwardly hold each other’s hands and then go to the biggest paparazzi hot spot. That’s what they did last night. And don’t they look so much in love? Gross. He looks like he would rather be holding on to a hard dick dripping with pre-cum. That’s very Tommy Girl of him.

The rumors started when some friend of theirs told Closer Magazine (via The Sun) that Peter has had it with Katie’s skinny ass body and bad attitude. The friend said: “Pete really has had enough. He’s told her that unless she treats him with some compassion and like an equal then their wedding vows don’t mean a thing. She makes him feel like shit. He’ll be getting ready and she’ll say, ‘What are you wearing that for?’ It really upsets him.”

In her defense, Peter probably wants to leave the house in pink sequined coochie cutters and a sheer tank top that says “POWER BOTTOM” on it. Star Jones had the same problem.

I don’t think these two attention fuckers will ever split up. As long as OK! Magazine keeps putting them on their covers and networks keep giving them reality shows, they will keep faking their fraudulent marriage. I just have a small tip for them. The next time they fake it for the pappies, they should bring Harvey along. I would much rather see pictures of Harvey than these two balls of orange grease balls.

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