The Wind Is No Match For Joan Collins’ Wig

October 1, 2008 / Posted by:

The Cloudman who blows the wind better watch his puffy ass. Joan Collins is going to storm into his office and slap the air out of him for trying to blow off her wig. The evil part of me (basically 99.9%) wishes her wig did come off so that we could see her running after it in her jewels and furs. Lucky for her, it stayed on. But bitch should still go and get a lacefront so that doesn’t happen again. Beyonce will hook her up. Even if Joan’s wig did go flying off, she would still look hot with two thin hairs on her head. Alexis Carrington will be beautiful and glamorous forever!

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