The Video Matches The Song

October 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Jack White and Alicia Keys’ video for the new Bond theme called “Another Way To Die” is just as shitty as the song. I like Jack and Alicia separately, but put them together and all you get is ear and eye barf. This mess makes me long for Shirley Bassey. Shit, it makes me even miss Sheryl Crow’s bond song. No, I didn’t mean that.

Jack and Alicia could have covered up the fact that their song sucks with a hot video, but they failed at that shit as well. The beginning part looks like they’re inside of an Etch-A-Sketch.

Damn that Wino! If only she wasn’t a complete gutter wreck. Her crackie croak would have been a million times better than this shit.

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