Naked Clowns!

October 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Are you one of those fraidy cat bitches who are deathly afraid of clowns? Like this bitch? Well, if you are, let the naked clowns help cure your phobia! A group of 16 clowns in San Francisco came together to take it all off for a new calendar. The proceeds from the calendar will benefit MS research.

There’s nothing creepy about a naked clown! If your pee hole is dripping a little because you’re so scared, then your case is probably worse than you thought. Don’t think of them as clowns. Just think of them as naked people baring their genitals for your viewing pleasure. Most genitals are not scary.

A couple of the clown dudes are kind of hot. Don’t focus on the scary clown face that looks like it will wake you in the middle of the night and hack you into a million pieces. Think of the peen hiding underneath those silly clown props. Is it fat? Is it skinny? Is it smiling at you? Does it honk when you squeeze it? Does it have a round red nose? Well, if it has that then the clown needs to go get that checked out. The idea of seeing wang rules out the creepiness of the clown face…..

….Okay, I take that all back. I just went through these pictures again and I’m officially a little scared. I also can’t wait to buy this shit and give it to all my clown-hating friends for Christmas. They will shit themselves. Literally.

Click here to see more pictures from this shit. Unfortunately, you have to buy the calendar to see the full Bozo.

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