Gayelle Lovers At The Beach

SamRo and HoHan are still on a big lezzie holiday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Don’t forget to swallow the worm! You know, I could never bring myself to drink the tequila worm. This is surprising because I’ve swallowed a lot of funky…. Okay, I’ll stop. It’s too early for that sick gutter talk.

Yesterday, the two little dykies spent the day playing Scrabble (WTF), smoking fags, standing in front of the ocean, staring at the ocean, holding hands and eating frozen sperm pops. Those silly lezzies! You’re not supposed to eat the sperm pops! You’re supposed to put them up your snatch if you want a baby!

It’s still a little strange seeing SamRo in a pretty bikini. She kind of looks like a younger Mr. Burns rocking a sexy two piece. I bet this is what Mark Ronson looks like in a bikini, but his chichis are probably bigger.

Here’s more of these two getting sand in their ‘ginas in Mexico. I bet the sand exfoliates their chochas when they bump them together later. It makes their honey ham coochies extra soft. Soft like a butch dyke’s leather tool belt.