The granola version of Ellen and Portia will get married in California sometime soon. Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels have been together for a long ass time and they have four kids together so it’s time.
Melissa , 47, and Tammy, 33, got married in a ceremony in Malibu in 2003, but that shit isn’t considered legal. Now that gay marriage is legal in California, they are ready to make it official. Melissa said, “We are so grateful for the blessings from our friends and family as we commence our vows, and begin the rest of our lives together.”
She’s not joking about the “rest of our lives” part. She should have said the “rest of our lives and even our after-lives.” If there’s an after-after-life, they will be together then too. Marriage is definitely for gayelles. The lesbian bitches I know have been with their pussy partners for like a zillion years or more. For some reason they never get stick of seeing the same snatch day in and day out! There must be some kind of chemical in strap-ons that makes you all monogamous forever and shit.
Tammy deserves massive amounts of happiness with whipped cream on top. She was in one of my favorite show of the late 90s “Popular” and anyone in that show has a million rays of sunshine on them at all times.