There’s Something In The Troll Barf

September 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Janet Jackson suddenly got sick during sound check before her concert in Montreal last night and had to be rushed to the hospital. The show was canceled at the last minute. Janet’s spokesbitch said she’s currently laid up in the hospital and will reschedule the show. They wouldn’t give anymore details.

Maybe Janet got a good look at herself in the mirror in that costume? Naw. I blame Troll Dupri’s venomous troll barf! Even thinking of his chunky vom made me feel ill. Or maybe we should be blaming Troll’s fertile goblin spermies? Shudder. She’s going to give birth to one of those troll pencil toppers.


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