What in the dirty mop water hell is going on here?! My extreme hate for my arch rival CHERYL BURKE just went up a gazillion points! Mop Head probably knew that Maksim Chmerkovskiy from “Dancing with the Has-Beens” is the only dude on that show I’d let go nuts deep. How dare she! I just want to wring her damn mop head out and then replace it with a squeegee head.
If Maksim has some kind of mop fetish, I’ll immediately put on a Komondor wig and scrub the shit out of his bathroom floor.
I’m so depressed. I’m going to go cuddle with my Swiffer and thank it for not having a mop head. While I’m doing that, watch Cloris Leachman’s never ending Lucille Ball impersonation on DWTS last night. This time Cloris looked like Lucy fucking up during a Man of La Mancha audition.