Money Always Brings People Back Together

September 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Magnificent chichi owner Salma Hayek was at the Balenciaga fashion show in Paris today with her ex-sugar daddy Francois-Henri Pinault. F.H.P. (as his friends call him and we’re all his friends) is also the father of Salma’s kid and the owner of Balenciaga.

Some nosy bitch watched their asses at the show and told People: “[They were] very friendly together, looking happy. They weren’t holding hands but were definitely side by side.” That must mean they are back together and she’s having his twins. Wait. If they were sitting side by side that means she’s having triplets! Triple the cash!

Another source said Salma and F.H.P. have been hanging around in Paris together for a few days now. They were also spotted in Los Angeles together a few weeks ago.

After today’s show, the two went back to the Plaza-Athénée where Salma is staying. Their daughter greeted them in the lobby.

They could be making nice for the sake of the kid, but I hope they are back together. They make a beautiful couple. She has gorgeous titties and he is so fucking rich looking. I look at him and my eyes become sparkly green dollar signs like in the cartoons. Besides, Salma needs to finish her gold digging mission by marrying Mr. Money Bags.

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