Janet’s Out

September 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Charlene DuPrey was released from the hospital only 2 hours after some mystery illness put her in there. Last night, Janet checked into the Royal Victoria Hospital in Montreal after she got sick during sound check. Janet’s rep still wouldn’t say what the issue was. Apparently, Janet has also canceled her show in Boston tomorrow night. RIOT!

When I first read about this shit, I figured Janet had grossness coming out of one of her holes. I figured she had the butt or mouth runs. But a source tells People that Janet has the common celebrity illness known as exhaustion. The source said that Janet’s touring schedule is wearing down on her 42-year-old body.

Janet’s gnome boyfriend Troll Dupri should be with her ass. He could run her a Calgon bath, make her some Sleepytime tea and put on the Emmy Awards. Seriously, the Emmy Awards will have you dreaming of anal beads and unicorns in 10-seconds flat. Instead of being with Janet, Troll was partying in NYC! A source close to him said: “If [Janet’s condition] was more serious he would’ve rushed to her side.”

That’s cold. It would only take Troll Dupri a second to get from NYC to Montreal! All he has to do is hop on the next rainbow and he’s there!

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