It must be nice to be Dita Von Teese. You can sort of get away with wearing an extra homo top hat out in public. I want to wear one, but I wouldn’t make it halfway down the street without getting into several bitch slap fights with lil’ top hat haters. Besides, I would probably look like Mr. Peanut’s pre-op son that nobody ever talks about.
Dita wore this shit to some Patrick Demarchelier party in Paris last night. I’m pretty convinced that Dita is going to outlive us all. She’s some kind of super vampire who can function in the daylight. In 200 years, her and Larry King will be chilling out with the aliens and Parasite Hilton’s mutant crabs.
Here’s more of the ancient artifact in Paris last night. Lenny Kravitz also graced the event with his hotness, but he totally looks like Little Lord Fauntleroy transported to 1990s Seattle. I also threw in a few pictures of the po’ man’s Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry.