Don’t Mess With An Über Slut

September 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Leave it to Sienna Miller to turn the pap attention from her homewrecky ways into a money making opportunity! A judge in Britain gave her ass $27,000 in damages after the Daily Star publishes these pictures of her doing dry sex to an elevator door. Okay, she was really trying to hide from the paps. Sienna said she was in “distress” at the time the pictures were taken and the paps were clearly harassing her. Shortly after the pictures were published on September 11th, Sienna’s lawyers filed a lawsuit.

In addition to the $27k, the Daily Star was forced to say they are so sowwy for acting like big meanies. They published this statement this morning:

“We accept, as we said in the article, that Ms. Miller was extremely harassed and distressed by persistent pursuit and intimidating tactics adopted by numerous paparazzi in seeking to obtain photographs of her, including the very photograph that we published.

“We apologize to Sienna for publishing this photograph.”

I’m a little disappointed that Sienna sued over this shit. A true hardcore slut would get revenge by fucking all of the editors’ spouses, male or female. She could have used that bulldozer vagina of hers to get the last queef! Oh well. Now she can use that $27k to start the Sienna Miller Foundation for Needy Sluts.

Source: E! Online

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