Our Lady of Cheetos is currently in NYC because Los Angeles is officially out of Frapps. She’s also in town to promote her new single “Woomanizah!” Brit Brit’s newest hillbilly anthem has already infiltrated my head where its laying down, eating Slim Jims and picking the fleas out of its weave. I can’t get that stupid fucking song out of my skull! I even listened to fucking “MMMbop” a few times to try and destroy “Woomanizah” but it didn’t work! Now I have this completely satanic mash-up of “Woomanizah” and “MMMbop” playing in my head. I think that’s what they play in hell’s elevator.
Anyway, there’s a couple of Cheeto updates, so let’s get this shit over with:
Yesterday, Adnan “I’ve got pubes on my chin” Ghalib said he’s willing to sell a sex tape he made with Brit Brit. According to E!, Brit’s skanks shot down the story and claim there’s no tape. What the hell is she going to say? “It’s true, yawl! I rubs mah bacon bits all ovah tha’ cameras.” Of course she’s going to deny it.
Brit Brit stopped by Z100 in NYC yesterday to talk about some shit. They are still trying to get the Cheeto grime out of their seats. Anyway, Brit said she will terrorize the world sometime next year by going on tour. Click here to listen to it. She clears her throat a few times at the beginning. Brit, what did I tell you? Don’t swallow Cheetos whole!
Here’s a few pictures of Brit Brit in NYC last night and arriving at JFK on Sunday. Last night, she had dinner at Serendipity. And by “dinner” I mean she probably ate at least 4 jumbo frozen hot chocolates. She probably takes that shit home and slushes around it in her tub. And Brit’s raggedy Calico cat weave looks like it needs a little q-tip action. The thing is in heat.