Better Than Crocs
September 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Helena Bonham Carter was bouncing around London yesterday with her man and son wearing these things on her feet. I’ve seen this shit before. The spring is supposed to help with your back and hips or some shit. Spoiler alert! I don’t mind them so much. They sort of look like you made them yourself using an old sneaker, a spring from an office chair and a sofa leg, but least they don’t look like giant perforated rubber vaginas.
They would be even hotter if they had springs on the front part too. Then they would be perfect for kinky sexy times. You could hop on and off the peen like you were on a pogo stick.
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