An STD For Your Ears

September 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Somebody actually let Wonky McValtrex back into the studio to record a new song. Whoever opened the door for her hates music and living things. Wonky debuted her newest skank tune on Ryan Seacrest’s show on KIIS-FM this morning. It’s called “My BFF” and it’s dedicated to the leader of her mutant crab crotch army. They loves each other.

I shouldn’t really say that this is Wonky’s song, because it obviously belongs to Auto-Tune. Auto-Tune broke a fucking sweat and burned at least a million calories to make Wonky’s tattered scab voice sound semi-decent. If Hannah Montana became a crackwhore hooker and was forced to record a song to get her next fix, it would sound like this. The best part of the song is robot lady saying “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” over and over again.

Click here to listen this mess after I gave it such a thrilling review.

Tags: Paris Hilton, Truly Awful Music

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