When JLo pulls out her “sexy and intense” face, she ends up looking like she’s holding the biggest queef in history. A coochie bubble so big that her ass cheeks and vagina lips have to work together to keep it in. JLo has to open up her mouth just a bit to release a little pressure. Of course, that’s just what her face looks like when she tries to look all lusty and shit. We all know that JLo doesn’t fart or queef. Gas from her body is released when she fucking talks.
JLo was at Macy’s in NYC today to whore out her cologne for men which I’m sure will only be loved by guidos and their admirers. And it’s obvious that she must have pissed off her hair gay and her make-up bitch today.