I’m talking about the bong trophy and not about The Franco. This is seriously my kind of award. Finally a trophy you can use for something other than beating bitches over the head with.
James Franco won this beauty from High Times Magazine for playing a mega stoner in “Pineapple Express.” This is what the Oscar should look like. Shit. I bet Charlize Theron turned her Oscar into a bong.
James claims that he doesn’t smoke regularly, but his eyes tell a different story. I see the green cloud passing through his eyes. He’s obviously day dreaming of Funions covered in nacho cheese and Doritos Fiery Habanero bits. I’m speaking from experience.
The awards ceremony also attracted the always lovely Alexis Arquette. You know Franco hit that shit over a men’s room urinal.