JHud is engaged to Punk from “I Love New York,” because her vagina just can’t say no. When I first heard the news, I figured Punk must have a 12-inch dick and he tied the engagement ring to it when he asked her to marry him. That’s the only way I would have said yes to a dude who has probably had New York’s nutsack in his mouth. See a big dick and the word “YES” just comes pouring out.
Well, that’s not how it happened. JHud said: “I had no clue at all… We went to the beach during the day and he blindfolded me… and he gave me a purple shovel, because purple’s my favourite colour… and I had to dig. I ended up digging through all this sand. When I found it, it was like a bunch of beautiful cards… one related to the other, and the last one said, ‘Look around, take the moment in, turn around and I have a gift for you.”
Does anybody see the irony in this? She’s basically digging her own fucking grave. That’s a sign right there. If that bitch handed me a shovel and told me to dig, I would’ve dug that shit right into his ass. And you know he paid for that ring with her AMEX.
Here’s JHud looking like she escaped from the methadone clinic in NYC last night.