Double The Crowe

September 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

It was already known that Russell Crowe’s voluptuous ass would play the Sheriff in Ridley Scott’s “Nottingham,” but now he’s also playing Robin Hood. Ridley said that Russell would play both roles, but he wouldn’t comment any further. He only said that Russell as Robin Hood and the Sheriff would be “a good old clever adjustment of characters. One becomes the other. It changes.” Sybil for the Middle Ages!

Ridley also confirmed that shameless slut Sienna Miller is playing Maid Marian. Russell’s wife better lock his dick up and pour a little holy water on it to keep it safe from Sienna.

Ridley and Russell should take this concept a step further. Russell should play all the roles. He definitely has the belly of wonder needed to play Friar Tuck. He also has the huge titties for Maid Marian. And Russell likes to sing, so he can easily cover Bryan Adams‘ “Everything I Do (I Do It For You).” Win!

Tags: Film, Jude Law, Sienna Miller

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