Dennis Quaid Joins The STFU Meg Ryan Club

September 29, 2008 / Posted by:

In the new InStyle Magazine, Meg Ryan opens up her swollen pussy lips to blab about her fucked up marriage to Dennis Quaid. Meg yapped that she wasn’t the only one who cheated..blah…blah…blah! The bitch must have an alarm that goes off every few years reminding her to talk about this shit again.

Dennis Quaid isn’t letting Meg’s latest rant go without commenting on it. Dennis tells Rush & Molly: “It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship. Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce. I, myself, moved on years ago and am fortunate to have a happy, beautiful family.”

They both whored around during their marriage. We all know this and we don’t need to hear it anymore unless they bring something new to the table like a sex tape. A sex tape with Dennis, I mean. I don’t need to see Meg Ryan’s moldy apple pie.

The next time Meg goes to the plastic surgeon’s office she needs to ask him to use a little fishing wire to sew up her trout lips. That way she’ll stop talking about something that happened 8 years ago. Speaking of her bloated vag lips, a source also tells R&M that Meg isn’t using botox to plump them up. She injects her lips with fat taken from her ass. I need correct myself then. Before I said she had “swollen pussy lips” and “bloated vag lips.” That was wrong of me. She really has puffy anal gland lips.

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