Survivor Peen!

In case you missed it, on Thursday’s season premiere of “Survivor Gabon,” the censors missed a floppy peen poking out of Marcus’ boxer shorts. I watched this shit on Thursday night and I missed it! I need to take my dick radar to the fucking shop. It must be busted.

Marcus’ sneaky wang just wanted some “air” time. Personally, I think Marcus’ magic stick should become the newest member of the tribe. Give that dick its own buff and flaming torch. Oh wait. It has already has its own flaming torch named Charlie. You see, Charlie is the gay lawyer from NYC who basically wants to run free in the fields with Marcus’ skin flute. Shit, he wants to play Marcus’ skin flute like he’s Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. No reed required.

Marcus is straight, but obviously loves a homo slobbering all over his hotness. I have a feeling this isn’t going to end well. Charlie gives me Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction” vibes. He’s going to boil Marcus’ bunny. They don’t have bunnies out there, do they? Okay. He’s going to boil Marcus’ elephant dung.

After the jump are some NSFWish shots of Marcus’ peen hard at work. I bet that’s what Brooke Hogan’s crotch looks like when she doesn’t tuck properly. JUMP!!!

Source: OhLaLa

Thanks Brent