Amanda Woodward Busted!

September 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Amanda Woodward aka Sammy Jo aka Officer Stacy aka Heather Locklear was arrested last night in Santa Barbara County reports TMZ. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while fucked up. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on. Can you say D-O-L-L-S?

The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance. Heather didn’t have to post bail.

It was just two months ago that Heather checked out of a rehab facility in Arizona, where she was receiving treatment for anxiety and depression.

Also, Richie Sambora was busted for DUI last March with Heather’s daughter in the car. Their matching mug shots will look lovely together in the family album.

Speaking of mug shots, you know Heather worked that shit like it was a photo shoot. At least I hope so. I also hope that the cops figure out this was all just a set-up. Obviously, that jealous bitch Allison Parker is at it again! She probably drugged Amanda. I never trusted Allison’s “apple pie” act. Amanda will be vindicated! And then she’ll probably check herself into rehab again…

UPDATE: Aaaaaand we’ve got a mug shot! DAMN! What in Kimberly Shaw hell happened to Amanda Woodward? Pill popping (or whatever she’s on) is a bitch! It brings out the crazy eyes in poor Amanda. The cops should have at least let her go and fix up her face in the toilet area. She’s fucking Amanda Woodward? Do you think this will be her next L’Oreal Paris ad?

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