Round One goes to NBC! Yesterday, a judge ruled that the Weinstein Company cannot move Heidi Klum and her bitches to the Chamomile Tea Network (aka Lifetime) for now. The show is currently shooting its sixth season in Los Angeles. It was supposed to premiere on Lifetime in January.
NBC issued this statement after the judge’s ruling: “HAHAHAHA! Take your holiday sweaters and shove them up your dry vaginas!” No, they really said this:
“NBC Universal is pleased that the court granted our motion for a preliminary injunction against the Weinstein Company,” the media powerhouse said in a statement.
“The overwhelming evidence demonstrated that the Weinstein Company violated NBC Universal’s right of first refusal to future cycles of Project Runway. After hearing all of the evidence, the court issued an order prohibiting the Weinstein Company from taking the show or any spinoff to Lifetime.”
Lifetime just said they were “disappointed.” Duh. That goes without saying. They paid $150 million for that shit! I hope they kept the receipt.
They will all be back in court on October 15th.
Court shit is so boring. Lifetime and NBC should handle this the glamorous way: CAGE FIGHT! You knew I was going to say that. In one corner we have Meredith Baxter-Burney, Tracey Gold and Valerie Bertinelli. In the other corner we have Rachel “Chupacabara” Zoe, Kim Vo and Tabatha Coffey! Tim Gunn can put on a bikini and be the round card girl!